I never ever read my horoscope. My personal opinion is that it is an affront to God.
This morning while eating breakfast I was reading one of the largest English newspapers in Taiwan, the Taipei Times, when I spotted something I had not noticed before.
“Lunar Prophecy” appears in a column along with the weather forecast, air quality, and lottery numbers. It seems to be a horoscope for everyone – no matter what sign you were born under. It looks like it is based on the current moon phase and lunar date. It speaks for itself.














Oh, looks like today is a good day for a bath….hmmm….might have to go with that one. Good thing I had some lunar prophecy to keep me clean.
I didn’t realize there was a bad day to take a bath or a good day for a funeral.